Pick the three funniest headlines.
1.In Order To Save The Whales, We Must Breed With Them
2.Nation's Porn Stars Demand To Be F***ed Harder
3.NASA Launches Probe To Inform Pluto Of Demotion
Provide a definition of satire.
The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc., in literary work.
Think of another example of a satirical publication or movie.
The movie "Epic Movie" is a good example of a satrical movie.
Make up a satirical headline for something around Killian.
"In order to stop fights around scholl, We must bring guns to school."

Craigslist.org

Do you think you'll use it?
This website is very interesting, I think I'll be using it in the future to search for good deals.
What's the best thing about it?
The best thing about this site is that it has almost everything. It has products for sale, jobs, gigs, services, and much more.
Could it be improved?
I think it can be improved by sorting out the scams and organizing the web into a different way.

Assignment 3&4

Assignment # 3

1. I’m usually not interested in those types of movies, but I do find some interesting.
2. According to the reviewer, I agree with them because of the idiocracy.
3. I think it depends on who you’re taking about because it was only British study in Britain.

Assignment # 4

1. I didn’t watch the state of the Union Address because I’m not really interested in politics; I just want to now the main things.
2. The hardest part would be to understand what everyone is saying, so that you can transfer it into your own words.
3. Bush proposed this on January 14, 2004.

Assignment 1&2

Assignment #1

1. Cyber-bullying is a type of irritation cause by other students to hurt another. It is mainly used on electronics to talk about a person or what is going to happen next.
2. MySpace has created an online session for parent or school authorities to access any document that is needed to be access.
3. No one has ever demanded money via paypal from neither me nor anyone I know.
4. I think the best approach is to contact your local law enforcement agency immediately, if it gets very dangerous.
5. I think schools shouldn’t be to much worried about cyber-bullying, student who become victims should just tell a staff member or a counselor.

Assignment #2
1. This article is mainly about new science technology that has been built for a competition and how it is use in the world today.
2. I agree with what is happening, as our technologies improve, scientific discoveries are bound to happen.